In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a government.
If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of government. But then I repeat myself.
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavours to live at the expense of everybody else.
Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850)
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you!
Pericles (430 B.C.)
No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866)
The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ….
why don’t we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked well for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a Courthouse is this — you cannot post:
‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’
‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,’ and
‘Thou Shall Not Lie’
The Ten Commandments
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.